The Rundown

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Oh, hi.

Llamas are fancy.

fancy= the new way to say cool or amazing

My name is Taylor. My best friend and I created the Llama Society in 2010. The Llama Society is a group of people who enjoy llamas to an extreme level. It is for people who dislike alpacas. It is for people who simply wish to be llamas. Therefore, every member of the Llama Society gets their own llama name. A name they would want to have if they were in fact an actual llama. Choose your name wisely.

Once you've chosen your name, let me know at my email carlknowseverything@aol.com and I will add it to the Llama Society Census. You'll be able to find the census on this page in the near future.

There is indeed a llama god. His name is Carl. He loves you. Carl doesn't like alpacas though. 

When you die, you stand before Carl and he will judge your fanciness. He either chooses for you to become a Llama Elder, and go to the big Meadow in the sky. OR he bans you to the Eternal Alpaca Farm.  *shiver*. 

Carl is about LOVE. Not just a love for llamas, but for everyone. Especially homosexuals. Yeah....

By the way, the Carl I'm talking about is not the killer llama you'll see in the video below. He is an entirely separate Carl.