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Saturday, March 30, 2013
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Thursday, October 4, 2012
Just A Tip
If you're feeling a little depressed, there is a simple solution. Gather up all your friends and volunteer at a nursing home while you're all wearing Obama masks. That should be entertaining.
Really, more therapists should suggest this.
It's obviously been working for years.
Really, more therapists should suggest this.
It's obviously been working for years.
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Wednesday No-No's
Never wear floral on Wednesdays.
Why you ask? Simple. You just don't. There is no secret meaning. It's just something you don't do. It is deeply frowned upon in the llama community. Kind of like picking your nose in public. Or blowing your nose at restaurants. If you forget, no big deal. Just don't expect anyone to be opening doors for you.
You open your own doors.
<3
Why you ask? Simple. You just don't. There is no secret meaning. It's just something you don't do. It is deeply frowned upon in the llama community. Kind of like picking your nose in public. Or blowing your nose at restaurants. If you forget, no big deal. Just don't expect anyone to be opening doors for you.
You open your own doors.
<3
Sunday, August 12, 2012
The Rundown
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Oh, hi.
Llamas are fancy.
fancy= the new way to say cool or amazing
My name is Taylor. My best friend and I created the Llama Society in 2010. The Llama Society is a group of people who enjoy llamas to an extreme level. It is for people who dislike alpacas. It is for people who simply wish to be llamas. Therefore, every member of the Llama Society gets their own llama name. A name they would want to have if they were in fact an actual llama. Choose your name wisely.
Once you've chosen your name, let me know at my email carlknowseverything@aol.com and I will add it to the Llama Society Census. You'll be able to find the census on this page in the near future.
There is indeed a llama god. His name is Carl. He loves you. Carl doesn't like alpacas though.
When you die, you stand before Carl and he will judge your fanciness. He either chooses for you to become a Llama Elder, and go to the big Meadow in the sky. OR he bans you to the Eternal Alpaca Farm. *shiver*.
Carl is about LOVE. Not just a love for llamas, but for everyone. Especially homosexuals. Yeah....
By the way, the Carl I'm talking about is not the killer llama you'll see in the video below. He is an entirely separate Carl.
Oh, hi.
Llamas are fancy.
fancy= the new way to say cool or amazing
My name is Taylor. My best friend and I created the Llama Society in 2010. The Llama Society is a group of people who enjoy llamas to an extreme level. It is for people who dislike alpacas. It is for people who simply wish to be llamas. Therefore, every member of the Llama Society gets their own llama name. A name they would want to have if they were in fact an actual llama. Choose your name wisely.
Once you've chosen your name, let me know at my email carlknowseverything@aol.com and I will add it to the Llama Society Census. You'll be able to find the census on this page in the near future.
There is indeed a llama god. His name is Carl. He loves you. Carl doesn't like alpacas though.
When you die, you stand before Carl and he will judge your fanciness. He either chooses for you to become a Llama Elder, and go to the big Meadow in the sky. OR he bans you to the Eternal Alpaca Farm. *shiver*.
Carl is about LOVE. Not just a love for llamas, but for everyone. Especially homosexuals. Yeah....
By the way, the Carl I'm talking about is not the killer llama you'll see in the video below. He is an entirely separate Carl.
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